..TEH on 21st + XW Bday Gathering Peektures ..

ven's darkest secret thus far.. FOOT FETISH !! and a hairy one too !

I'm a diva, so talk to my hand !!

i think Cheng Tng is coming out le.. $2 bucks a serving.. anyone wants?

eh, darling, dont think i cannot see hor.. u will steal the meatballs when i ain't looking right !

Meat ball thief has been taken care of, who's next to try me ?!

FengShui Master says tt putting life sized figurines of 福禄寿 in one's house will bring good luck !!

This is the correct method to eat cakes, right onto the face yea !

International Friendly With Accenture

Hi guys,

Match has been CONFIRMED.
Priest wear BRUE Color!

Each team to pay SGD$80.00 inclusive of GST ( might adjust depending on venue ).
Venue : Awaiting the referee's confirmation on the venue
Date : 4th NOV '07 @ 1600HRS

Pls edit this post and fill in the names or leave ur name in the msg tag.

Thanks a miNNion.
1) Lim Kaka` Yong ( but i am not goalkeeper hor )
2)vEn (Thanks honey!!!!!!!!!! -welcome)
3)Yogi
4) Xuan You
5)Wee Siang
6)小 白
7)Tomi Yakkoinen
8) Aung Zaw (1/2 GK) Nice!
9) John (no. 9 is mine !! with bh out, looks like it's time for me to play as a striker! GHIM ! XD)
10) Brother Beastie Boon
11) Xianmin
12) Cres"poh"
13) Zidant!
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15)
16)

(players not replied - Ken & his pal - if needed, etc...)

Pls kindly add your name to the list below if you're unavailable to play. -TY. vEn

1) Peowlovesliverpool (away for int. duty)
2) Hong (away for int. duty)
3&4)pikachu, pi ka-bh, pi chu-uncle danny (inj)
5) Zhenghui (studies)
6)Hechi (work)

*We're still short of players. Match has been cfm by the good works from my Honey KY!
*Pls cooperate asap.

JJ aka Phoenix FFU soccer prodigy...

Die hard singapore soccer fan?

Your know Phoenix's is part of FFU when she wears jerseys... Does stepovers and posing at e same time!
Playing winning eleven...

BREAKING NEWS!

Singapore Institute of Management(SIM) year 2 student Chong ShiHe Ivan(Above, left) was charged in court yesterday for a malicious and near fatal attack on 45 year old Danny Neo, CEO of LERWICK Service Pte Ltd.

The 24 year old man is alleged to have committed the crime on Monday evening at Tampines Ave. 5 SS court.

No plea was taken by the accused. If convicted, he will be sodomised by Brother Bear Boon(TripleB for short) 18inch anaconda.

Wearing a blue Adidas tee-shirt, Chong was led off to be remanded in Dunman View until his case comes up for mention during the next chill session.

The incident all occured when centre-back TripleB failed to close down on Chong after some fantastic link play from Ong's team. Upon latching on to the ball, Chong turned TripleB with ease and found himself through on goal. Instead of summing up the game with a simple finish, Chong decided to let fly a shot measuring 369km/hr right into direction of the victim. A shot like that could have burn a hole right through TripleB himself, not to mention the petite victim. With reflexes matching the speed of the ball, the victim managed to avoid the maximum impact and deflected the ball away with his palms. However, due to the power of the shot, the victim's wrist gave way and he immediately collapsed onto the ground wincing in pain.

Mrs Neo, a homemaker, was informed immediately and accompanied the victim together with this reporter and the accused to CGH.

Preliminary examinations from the doctor at CGH A&E department concluded that there is a hairline crack in the palm and requires a minimum of 14days medical leave but should not be a major problem as the crack will self-heal in a few weeks. The news brought some relieve and smiles to the Neos and Mr Neo exclaimed, "Heng i got insurance cover, you guys should get some insurance coverage too!" This reporter's gf added, " I also want to buy leh Uncle Danny, next week i be goalie den get MC till i ORD from M**bank!"


ASSOCIATED PRESS, PEHTERS
peh@pehters.com.sg

Joke...

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

“Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.”

“You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine,” retorted the lady indignantly. “In this country we don’t speak aloud in pubic places about our sex lives…"

“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man. “Who talkin’ abouta sexa? I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spella ‘Mississippi’.”

Bali Surfing!

Anyone keen to go for an approximate 6 days surfing trip in Bali?

Hotel
http://www.asiarooms.com/indonesia/bali/samsara-hotel-reviews.html

School
http://www.schoolofsurf.com/

The cost per person will be around $650.
$450 for hotel and air tickets
$200 for the 6 days surfing course.

ETD: 1st week of December
Leave your name here if you are interested.

Brought to you by: Anonoymous

Don't regret that you had never tried surfing before when it is too late.

Pure Gold II

Super Hero Siang

The sun has set yet again for the day.
Nightfall approaches.
Time to uphold my duty for justice.
I'm Superhero Siang.
Call me SS for short.






Phrase one
Masking
*To hide my identity*



Phrase 2
Masked
*But my eyes can still give me away.... :(*


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SS ready for action!


*Hurhur*


Ink Addvarns!

Has-peas Burst-dey Blow!

Lerf yoo!

My Birthday (Fri)

Crystal jade la mian?? cheap and not heaty.. anyone??

The Next KTV kaki

Pure GOLD.