.:: FreeFragUnited ::.: June 2007

Monday, June 25, 2007

pics from ktv & hong's place

the usual game

peh is drunk (look at his retarded gesture)

wat are the chances, yogi is happily drinking beer!

peh is drunk, again..

bartender seng at work

boon wanna teh in the bedroom

he dun wan teh le and walks to the living room to join us

BOON, ni hai yao teh!

Sunday, June 24, 2007

问世间情为何物，指叫人生死相许。。。

-oink oink 我的jacket在那里？

Thursday, June 21, 2007

FFU Airline Pilots unhappy over treatment

Pilots of FFU Airline are requesting more respect and gratitude for their services. In a recent impromptu dialogue involving a junior cadet and a senior officer with regards to the lack of understanding to the drivers of FFU.

We have identified a few scenarios for everyone to think about.

Scenario 1(Sentimental "wants to walk")

Refused to be identified pilot said, "Last time don't have cars we still take buses and trains to meet up, even go to the extent of walking for suppers. Nowadays FFU are spoilt..." (plus shakes head).

Scenario 2 (Political issues)

Everyone knows the price of driving has gone up including the payables like car park fees and petrol prices. It is very taxing on all the drivers to bear the loads by the miscelleanous increases in petrol/diesel costs.

Scenario 3 (Joy of Boozing)

Drink Don't Drive, Drive Don't Drink. How do drivers enjoy when FFU goes drinking/clubbing/pubbing?

Scenario 4 (Money)

How much have e rest of FFU saved in terms of midnight transport? How much money have the drivers been forking out so far?

Scenario 5 (Shagged issue)

Who is the last one to reach home everytime after a nights' out?

Background

Set up in 2000, the board of FFU Airline committee curently conprises of the advisory CEO SWO Lam (White Tuned Hyundai Accent), Deputy Chairman Alex A.B.S aka affectionately known to the public as Ah Boon (Xiao Hong Pre-FL Toyota Vios), Chief Supperinteandant Prof. Tom.Y (Shell V-powered FL Toyota Vios), Officer in Command Ltc Ven Blooper (Bumble Bee Renault Team Tuned Kangoo) and Distinguished Honorary Board Member Dr. Lim K.Y (Team Honda Type RR "Zhnged" Civic).

Other participating members, Kelvin Peh Pak Peter Pehtrelli, Big Head Wee can Singh, 'Superwoman' XM Andre.

Disclaimer

Any resemblance to anyone or anything or events is purely coincidental and substantial. The drivers will continue to serve the team with ultimate service without any biase to any colours, race, religion, sex.

FFU pilots welcome any feedback and recommendations on this issue please write in to freefragunited@gmail.com. subject FFU Drivers.

FFU Times bring u the latest update as ffu members, ven & seng visited the prestigious CommunicAsia 2007 held annually at Singapore Expo. (Seng is the only one wearing slippers in the whole exhibition!)

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

S-S
19th June 2007
Tuesday
7pm

-XM
-XY
-vEn
-john

Monday, June 18, 2007

Boon!

Spideyboon finally knows it's time to work out for him

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Bbq and booze!

It started with and evening bbq session at Ven's, even before we had our fill, it started raining cats and dogs.

And so bbq session turned KTV!

Da room is so fucking big, there's a pool table inside!

Hustlers hounding their skill at da pool table. Managed to only spent 2 bucks for a whole night of game!

This is how they do it!

And all these are juz a sneak preview of da pics we have, not forgetting that we have videos of da latest W.W.E electrifying moves too!

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Have you transferred??

Big thanks to:

Hechi
Poh Brothers
Lil John
XM
Yogi
Peh
Cheng
Tomi
BH

Total Amount Collected: $120

PS: As usual, ladies eat for free. So for couples, you're strongly encouraged to bring your partner this Sat! It ends at 11pm, so its never too late to come and haf a cheyken wink!! :)

LAST day is up!!!

Everyone' has already been notified thru sms and cyberspace.
And we only have 120 dollars! "(
Okie, looks like i have to make do with the 120 dollars.
Hmm.....get ready to BBQ vegetables for the first time! :P

Better get ur asses here,6pm sharp on Saturday!
~RAGE!~

-Stupi`vEn

SwEeTeSt 23Rd bIrDdAy BrOdA PeHtRelLi~~~

*To bros who transferred. *Appreciated* Thank you!

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Prison Break

Monday, June 11, 2007

Field of Dreams - A Tribute to the National Stadium

Hey guys,

Interested in a trip to the National Stadium to watch the last soccer game played there?

Date: 30 Jun 2007 (Saturday)
Events:
Singapore vs Malaysia: 5pm (between veterans from Singapore and Malaysia)
Singapore vs Australia: 7.30pm

" After the last ball has been kicked, tune your attention to the closing ceremony featuring Team Singapore athletes, a ceremonial dousing of the flame and a fireworks & light display."

Please indicate if you are interested by 13th June (Wed), will be booking the tickets at 2300 hrs.

Student rate for the tickets are $8 (original price $15, actual day $20).
Edit: Sistic wants us to pay them an additional $1 per tix. so its $9.

This will be a truly memorable outing!

For more info, visit: http://www.sistic.com.sg/cms/events/index.html?content=1008

-ZH

Guys who have expressed interest (CAA 2025hrs, 11th June):
ivan aka the hardman (torrential player with a knack of snubbing out attacks with his no-nonsense attitude)
siang aka the playmaker (100plus assists on a typical SS outing)
zh aka the poacher (ffu's ans to pippo)
edmond aka the header (plagued by a niggling knee injury, shows he's still e man with e head)
kah yong aka the thinker (tinkering leftie dat leaves defenders trippin over his rite)
boon aka the wall (claims the only chinese to ever shut out dancer)
johnny aka the fox (e wily one with springs in his heels)
peh aka the passer (sprays a record 69 passes in 6 mins 45 s)
rach the passer's agent (talented managing skills)
wei cheng the steward (chief steward of ffu)
Yogi aka the workhorse (last missed a match in summer 1988)
tomy aka the whacker (whacks in a massive 98 gols in 89 appearances )

Comments by Tomi

Sunday, June 10, 2007

some things just never change.. do they?

Saturday, June 9, 2007

Folks who are in for the BBQ:
1) Wee Siang
2) Johnny
3) Peh
4) Sis
5) Cheng
6) Leroy
7) Lao-er
8) Poh
9) QiaoHui
10) Emmanuel
11) BH
12) Yogi Bear
13) Tomi
14) Hechi
15) Hong
16) HuiJun
17) KY
18) XM

KIV-ed:
1) Don
2) ZH
3) Boon Bear
4) Lam & GF

Thats the response I have so far.
If you have responded but your name's not in the list,
Pls kindly let me know.

-TY

-vEn

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

X-CLUSIV. FFU EVENT

Ready To Grill Some Meat?

16th June 2007, 1800H - 2200H

BBQ - Pit Has Been Reserved

Location - Chong's Residence

Pls Kindly RSVP A.S.A.P!

Thank You!

-vEn

Sunday, June 3, 2007

ss?

ss will be on if there's 10 names here by h-hour.. preferably at 1400hrs..

siang (ps remember wake me up huh at 1300hrs)

Friday, June 1, 2007

Sun Rise @Mount Grampian , Melbourne

This was taken on the top of Mount Grampian @Melbourne from my last road trip ... woke up at 4am just to drive up to the top of the mountain to see the sun rise ... waited very long for the sun to come up so we decided to take a video of the sun coming up ... Lolx

Pictures were taken by Seng's camera ... Lend me for another semester leh ... so that I can take nice nice pictures for u all ~ Wahaha ...

-[P]eow-

Team Background

1) Johnny John
Info: An officer with the SAF, a tad one of the less physically blessed player, he makes up with an impeccable range of stamina, never say die attitude. Able to shoot with either foot but not aerially inclined. Attacker, goal poacher.

Trademark: Johnny John! Overhead kick, performed at least once a week.
Weakness: Overshadowed by larger players.

2) Christopher Yogi Wong YJ
Info: Amazing capacity of stamina, an avid marathon runner whose penchant is actually the goodie bags. Love to harass the opposing teams by running them to the ground. Good defensive player, reliable throughout the match.

Trademark: Schweinsteger long range missile shots, running like a man possessed.
Weakness: Needs to improve on juggling

3) Alex A.B.S
Info: Weighing a total of 200 pounds, plays the mahjong well, loves good food. He is a menacing threat that strikes fear in all the opponents’ hearts. Alex is blessed with incredible agility for a man that weighs a stone, a central sweeper cum defender cum dogfighter. Give him food and he’ll repay you with results.

Trademark: Dangerous back heel, trained to fool the best players due to his “jia dong zhuo” fakes. Also a liability.
Weakness: Should watch his weight, constantly fails the “beep test” and for supper doping.

4) Andre Z.Xm
Info: Left legged player that plays well on either wings, a soldier with the prestigious Commando unit but was left behind when he dislocated his shoulder. He packs a wicked leftie shot that makes Giggs grin with envy, capable of taking free kicks from all distances. Ex-sprinter.

Trademark: Powerful swerving leftie curler that fools most of the goalkeepers. Dedication
Weakness: Prone to occasional outbursts after couple of pints. Getting better after rehab treatment. Hopefully doesn’t follow George Best and Gazza’s footsteps.

5) Lao Two X.You Pooler
Info: One of the rare workhorse in the team, dedication is always present. He’s a rare cross-bred between Mascherano and Hargreaves. Ability is to leech on the opponents and an incredible stopper with both his legs and hands. Fans base, boy next door Auntie killer.

Trademark: Volleyball, quick with his hands when playing in goal; Puts every part of his body to the maximum use, etc his face.
Weakness: Overzealousness leads to mistakes and fouls committed unknowingly.

6) Pippo Zhengs
Info: Late bloomer, a modern central forward that will blow your mind away with incredible deftness of pulls and awe-inspiring goals. A graduate from NUS which is looking for a second career in the civil service.

Trademarks: Jaw-dropping goals, indescribable. Offside challenger, mimics goal scoring abilities like Inzaghi
Weakness: Tend to drift in and out of the game like what Obafemi Martins does for Newcastle.

7) Alessandro Del Siango
Info: Natural born footballer, with a figure like Anelka he cuts a sulking look whenever his team is down. When he smiles you ought to look out for his mazy dribbles and sublime passes which more often than not will leads to something.

Trademarks: “Tonjoul” shot, powerful, eerily radar like and dips just below the crossbar. An ala Cristiano’s freekick shots.
Weakness: Practically nil, a mercurial player in his own world when he’s at his best – that is how to maintain his consistency.

8) Ivan L
Info: Best defensive midfielder and defensive leader ever to grace FFU, sadly his playing time is cut short and plagued by career threatening depilating knee injuries. A player with a high workrate and reads the game like a book.

Trademarks: Woodgate’s tackles, Ivan’s incisive sliding tackles that will put Bramble and Bousong to shame. Newcastle Supporter. Converses well with Sporting Director Elaine and Angeline by the sidelines.
Weakness: Injury-prone. Warms the benches too often.

9) Kelvin Peh Torres
Info: Known as the passer, an advocate of the passing game. Links up well with team mates with his array of ingenius passes. A tough man to beat with his bulky build on his day. His dedication towards the management of FFU involves the kit selection and ball pumps. A excellent link up player.

Trademarks: The “No look” pass that captivates the crowd into wondering why he do that question. His assists and crosses is well received and a danger to all.
Weakness: Nil

10) Tom
Info: A mean goal machine with a prolific strike rate, equally adept with either legs. His ability to whack the ball hard shows acumens of a traditional English forward (think Alan Shearer) this man is also able to nick in a few goals with his head, very forward thinking player. Also possesses speed and strength to take the knocks.

Strengths: “Up” shouts to trigger the counter attacks. Injures the opposing goalkeeper, and lastly score goals.
Weakness: Inability to run back in time to cover his teammates, tendency to be offside. Needs to work on his fitness overall.

11) Edmondo
Info: Brainy player that capitalize on his build to shield the ball well from players in a cool and composed manner. Pops in occasionally to score and loves running up and down the flanks. Recovers well from career threatening knee injury from a biking accident.

Trademark: Powerheader, tough man to beat. Reads the game well.
Weakness: His fitness is still questionable, but is proving his critics wrong by making a second swansong.

12) Heman Hechi
Info: The heart of the defense, strong stout and fearless. His no nonsense approach and direct play have a lot of critics giving the thumbs up. Pulls absolutely no punches with his defending, warning even when he is carrying an injury he is still a bull.

Trademark: Bone crunching and ligaments taxing splits sliding tackles enough to send any player to early retirement.
Weakness: His temper has been in question, probably the player with the most bookable offence. Referee’s pet.

13) Weely Heely Seng
Info: Of slight build, is of origins with childhood friend Johnny John. He is an amazing showboating of dribbling have endeared himself with both fans and enemies. Unselfish player with a very good stamina.

Trademark: “Pulley Heely” dribbles, very hard to intercept and steal his ball.
Weakness: Prone to overdribble and binge drinking. (Laiii)

14) Karl James Yong
Info: Natural on the ball, left legged player. Very comfortable when holding the ball a good sight to watch. Holds and link up well, provides great assists.

Trademark: Left legged outside foot pass, plays link up excellently can attack and defend effectively.
Weakness: Right leg seems to be more under utilized, have issues with accuracy of shots.

15) Danny
Info: Age unknown, evergreen in the team. Was known to terrorize defenses and flanks since the 60s 70s 80s 90s till today, Sheringham with Nedved’s hairstyle. Crazy left leg.

Trademark: Quick and nifty left winger that often scores from angles so acute that only a mouse can pass thru. Old is gold.
Weakness: Injury prone, insurance companies have at times declined to cover him. Declining pace.

16) Zhisen J.Min
Info: A successful entrepreneur that loves the game as much, his lack of football creativity gives an added advantage to FFU. (Think the Neville Brothers) Is a good goalie and hardworking player.

Trademark: Occasional overlapping surging runs upfield to bolster the attacks and add in the numbers.
Weakness: Sorely lacking in match fitness, a utility player unsure which position suits him best.

17) Ah’ Daiii
Info: Hard running right winger that runs defenders ragged, ever reliable and present in both attacks and defense. Down to earth, but do not be fooled by his innocent look. Pops in the score the winning goal when needed. (Paul Scholes type)

Trademark: Uncompromising dribbles that will leave you wrong footed, a penchant for crucial goals.
Weakness: Rarely utilizes his full potential to the fullest, looks too “dai” at times.

17) Pohsingwa
Info: Fighter at heart both and off the field, known for his past scuffles with opposing team. Never one to seat back, real life brother to Lao Two. They enjoyed tremendous success with FFU with their never say die attitude.

Trademarks: Can shoot from all angles, defends and attacks with all his might whenever wherever whoever.
Weakness: Highly temperamental, in recent years fitness is also questionable. Have been injury prone since picking up a back problem during a SS session years back.

18) Sim Peow Pooler
Info: Maverick player with a stocky build remincesent of the great Diego Maradona. A team player with wide range of passing abilities. A good off the movement and a stout heart his contributions is widely accepted.

Trademarks: Incessant marking abilities, a player that is able to hold the defence line well
Weakness: Overstockiness, tends to overhold the ball. (Ni shi le!)

19) Hong Javier
Info: Currently on his dad's scholarship prestigious program in down under. He's capable of knacking in the odd goal or two. Good drinker. Once spotted by club scout in Zouk holding a bottle of Chivas and pouring down his throat to quench his thirst.

Trademarks: Reliable, fit and a force to be reckon with. Especially someone who can down hard liquor w/o any assistance
Weakness: Soft hearted at heart, loves to party and is still on scholarship.