Tuesday, October 23, 2007

BREAKING NEWS!


Singapore Institute of Management(SIM) year 2 student Chong ShiHe Ivan(Above, left) was charged in court yesterday for a malicious and near fatal attack on 45 year old Danny Neo, CEO of LERWICK Service Pte Ltd.

The 24 year old man is alleged to have committed the crime on Monday evening at Tampines Ave. 5 SS court.

No plea was taken by the accused. If convicted, he will be sodomised by Brother Bear Boon(TripleB for short) 18inch anaconda.

Wearing a blue Adidas tee-shirt, Chong was led off to be remanded in Dunman View until his case comes up for mention during the next chill session.

The incident all occured when centre-back TripleB failed to close down on Chong after some fantastic link play from Ong's team. Upon latching on to the ball, Chong turned TripleB with ease and found himself through on goal. Instead of summing up the game with a simple finish, Chong decided to let fly a shot measuring 369km/hr right into direction of the victim. A shot like that could have burn a hole right through TripleB himself, not to mention the petite victim. With reflexes matching the speed of the ball, the victim managed to avoid the maximum impact and deflected the ball away with his palms. However, due to the power of the shot, the victim's wrist gave way and he immediately collapsed onto the ground wincing in pain.

Mrs Neo, a homemaker, was informed immediately and accompanied the victim together with this reporter and the accused to CGH.

Preliminary examinations from the doctor at CGH A&E department concluded that there is a hairline crack in the palm and requires a minimum of 14days medical leave but should not be a major problem as the crack will self-heal in a few weeks. The news brought some relieve and smiles to the Neos and Mr Neo exclaimed, "Heng i got insurance cover, you guys should get some insurance coverage too!" This reporter's gf added, " I also want to buy leh Uncle Danny, next week i be goalie den get MC till i ORD from M**bank!"


ASSOCIATED PRESS, PEHTERS
peh@pehters.com.sg




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